Don’t fret about getting a good gift for a baby because they will either drool on it, ignore it, or use the box as the real toy. If you dislike the parents, you can secretly get a noisy gift, but we can’t help you with that. Clothes are great until you realize you’re projecting your grown up sense of style onto a child that shouldn’t be wearing skinny jeans. Educational toys can be noble. In the end, we can help you pick something functional that the kid can use for a good number of years and even hand it down to another generation someday.