Custom laser etched wine glasses are the ultimate wedding gift because nothing says eternal love like drinking wine out of glassware that permanently reminds you who you married and when. They’re classy, practical, and just pretentious enough to make Aunt Linda feel bad for bringing a toaster. Plus, if the couple ever argues about their anniversary date, they can just look at the glass unless it’s full. In that case, they’re probably already making up.
Bonus: if the marriage doesn’t last, at least one of them gets a really fancy glass with a built-in burn.